PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT "Au" GOLD NOVELTY HAND BATH SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY NEW!

Description: PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY"IT'S ELEMENTARY" 79 Au GOLD HypoallergenicDoes not clog pores!Meets Vegan StandardsLightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS...but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)Never tested on animals...well, besides humans...and they pass the test! Contains GLITTERY SPARKLIES! WOW! KEWL!(Yes, in this case, all that glitters really IS GOLD...well...sort of...) 2 3/4" X 2 3/4" X 1" thick--4 ouncesEach Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8" X 3 3/8" X 1 1/4")GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life...or YOU!Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or "interesting" words and messages!COLLECT THEM ALL...or as many as are available, so far!New elements being added...occasionally! (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!) For good, CLEAN Science fun!(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!) Notes for the Science Geek:Each Soap displays the Element's...Atomic Number--79Symbol (abbreviation)--AuProper Name--GoldAtomic Weight--196.966569Ground State Electron Configuration--2, 8, 18, 32, 18, 1 ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:OK, Class. I realize that 47 "Ag" Silver was 6 listings ago, but let's see who was paying attention. POP QUIZ TIME! At the moment, GOLD is selling for a little more than $1700.00 per ounce. Including postage within the U.S., this GOLD soap is selling for a little over $3.00 per ounce. So, what is the chance that there is any actual GOLD listed in the ingredients used to make this soap, as shown in the last photo? Anyone? I'll give you a hint but in a foreign language...Zip, Nil, Nada, Zilch, Naught, Bupkis, Diddlysquat. Ah, ok...a few hands...yes? You in the front. None? PERFECT! So, is this is a bar of soap made from pure GOLD? Sigh...always the same hands...Yes? Not on your life? EXCELLENT! So, moving on as we investigate GOLD, let's look at the expression "worth his/her weight in GOLD". It's a sweet, admirable, even romantic sentiment, but is it practical? Well, if you are talking about a special family member, partner, or cat, it actually could be. But, as it applies to most other folks, are they really worth their weight in GOLD? What?...speak up. Maybe...if it is GOLD SOAP? OUTSTANDING ANSWER! You get to stay late and clap the asbestos dust out of the erasers. Everyone else? Time for Hell...I mean Gym class! Today looks like Dodgeball! IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it. I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos...obviously! As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, "blemishes" on the lettering (or "missing" letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece. These are all "FIRST QUALITY" or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me! My photos are MY headache! (That's also why I took the "angle" photo...to show a different perspective that can allow such "issues" to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!) STOCK UP! SOAP UP! SAVE!If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of $1.00 for each additional soap, after the first. (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!) For an even BETTER deal, depending on how many you might want or need, please click HERE. These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.

Price: 12.95 USD

Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

End Time: 2024-09-13T08:34:57.000Z

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