Description: In a brilliant scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail, there was a medieval scene in which the discussion was being had with the townspeople as whether or not to burn a woman, suspected of being a witch, at the stake. The woman held captive, proven only to be a witch by the fake nose someone had put on her, attempted in vain to argue her innocence up until the fortuitous arrival of King Arthur. During the exchange in which (similarly applicable to the level of it we see today through almost every form of media) “reason and logic” was being discussed over the question at hand, which was whether or not the woman would float if thrown into a river. If she sank, she might be innocent, but she would drown. If she floated she was definitely a witch and thereby must be eradicated. The scientific method of forming a hypothesis was employed. “What do we do with witches?” Asked the judge at front of the crowd standing above them all on a platform built of wood. “Burn them!” The people cried out! “What do we burn apart from witches?” Asked the judge. “More witches! Er, um, wood!” “So, why do witches burn?” Asked the judge, encouraging the reason of the people. “Because they are made of wood?” “Good. So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Let me ask, does wood sink in water?” “No, it floats!” “Good,” responded the judge. “What also floats in water?” After some time of looking blankly at one another and scratching their heads, the people respond, “Apples! Very small rocks! Cider! Gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches! Lead!” An unknown voice from the back, “A duck!” To the dismay of the wise man asking the questions, he calls out, “Exactly,” as he peers the crowd. A townsperson deduces out loud, “So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck she is made of wood!” “And therefore,” prods the wise judge. “...is a witch” cries the townspeople in unison, proud of their intellectual accomplishment, the chorus of “Burn Her” erupting. The judge, amazed at the one wise man among the many asked, “Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?” Why do I tell this historically accurate tale? Well, to spare your child from being accused as a witch to which justice might be handed out swiftly. Help your child float! Wait, now, that made her a witch. You know what? Do your own science. I just provide you the catalyst for scientific discovery as well as this wonderful small person (6-24 month) floaty with retractable sunscreen! Just look at the child in the photo and how happy she is! Also, imagine how safe she would be in the medieval mind of “witches among us” appearing to have turned herself into a goldfish and floating down the current of the local river. Laughter ensues! Birthday coming up? Baby Shower? Or maybe you are a grandparent who knows it is your job to spoil the grandbabies? This floaty is for you! Also, leave the price sticker on the box. It makes you a star if you give it away as a gift! Or at the very least, it makes you one who is wise in the ways of science. ***Listing created and managed by "Your FB Yard Sale Friend" as a service to the product(s) owner. Like and Follow on Facebook for more great posts, product DISCOUNTS, or for a partnership in selling your own goods without you having to mess with any of it. Or because you want more friends. Or because you are bored. Or just because it is the right thing to do.
Price: 20 USD
Location: Woodstock, Georgia
End Time: 2025-01-18T00:14:57.000Z
Shipping Cost: 7 USD
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All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
Brand: SwimSchool
Type: Baby Float
Shape: Fish
Color: Gold
