Cybertruck Tesla Foundation Series Reservation

Description: I'm offering my golden ticket to the future: a reservation for the one and only Cybertruck Tesla Foundation Series! Yes, you heard it right! The truck that looks like it drove straight out of a dystopian blockbuster and into your driveway. Why You NEED This Reservation: 1. Blade Runner Vibes: Drive around feeling like Harrison Ford is your copilot. 2. Indestructible: Perfect for off-road adventures or dodging asteroids (results may vary). 3. Attention Grabber: Turn heads, drop jaws, and cause minor traffic accidents (not recommended). 4. Camper Mode: Why pitch a tent when you can camp in a stainless steel fortress? Features Include: - Shatterproof-ish windows (not responsible for baseball bats). - Bulletproof exterior (in case your daily commute involves dodging bullets). - Self-driving capabilities (so you can finally catch up on those Netflix shows). - Futuristic design guaranteed to make your neighbor’s F-150 look like a horse-drawn carriage. What's the Catch? Just the small detail that this is a reservation, not the actual truck. But hey, it’s the closest you can get to owning a piece of the future without building a time machine! Fine Print: - Delivery timing subject to Tesla’s mysterious ways (think of it as a surprise gift from the universe). - No refunds, exchanges, or bartering for Moon real estate. - Must love the color stainless steel (it’s the only option). Why Am I Selling? I wanted to pilot my Cybertruck to Mars, but my garage isn't space-ready. Plus, my HOA doesn't appreciate "Mad Max chic." Note: By purchasing this reservation, you agree to embrace your inner cyberpunk and promise to share pics of your epic adventures.

Price: 299 USD

Location: Centerville, Utah

End Time: 2024-07-17T22:12:03.000Z

Shipping Cost: N/A USD