💖🦇BANKSY'S TARP 🦇💖

Description: ***This listing is called "BANKSY'S TARP" because the only person we'll sell it to is Banksy, that's right the internationally famous genius graffiti artist, Banksy. All others need not apply!*** Standard 8 foot by 5 foot tarp (measurements not exact) we purchased at Home Deport about 15 years ago. It's been beat to hell with the various projects we've used it for. It's dirty, filthy, oil and paint stained, it has holes in it where we beat on it with a hammer. It's been a useful accessory to our DIY and art projects for years and we've been very grateful to have it. :-) We love this thing! We can picture the drool forming in your mouth's right now over this universally useful utilitarian tool. But, nay! You shan't have it! Not for $30,000 not for a million! Not unless your name happens to be Banksy. Shall not have it, we say! It's got holes in it! But you don't want a tarp that COMPLETELY protects everything do you? Of course not, how would you have those happy accidents of genius design if everything went perfectly to plan and your tarp had no holes! You'd be doomed! Fear not, there are many holes in this beauty, just waiting to put the perfect touch on whatever your project might be. A hole in the perfect random place to put a touch of paint where you DIDN'T want it, thus elevating the work to higher levels of brilliance! And you can't have it, that is unless your name happens to be Banksy, LOL! For the rest of you we humbly put forth this consolation: Neener, neener, neener! ***SPECIAL NOTE*** Should a mysterious and lovely work of graffiti appear on our garden shed (pictures in the listing), well, we could be persuaded to knock $5,000 off the asking price and we'd personally sign the tarp! Yes, that's right, a customized tarp! One of a kind, no other like it in the entire world! Do not rest on your laurels, get it today! But only if your name happens to be Banksy! Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!

Price: 30000 USD

Location: Beaverton, Oregon

End Time: 2024-12-15T18:45:34.000Z

Shipping Cost: 15 USD